dearest darlingest little staff one external auditor boy from the big four firm that i will not name,
if you want to send an email asking about a section 1.01(b)(ii) in the debt covenants, that’s fine. i will answer it. even if you send it at 9:42 pm.
but if you want to ask about 1.01(b)(ii) in the debt covenants and you copy and paste the entire fucking covenant into the email body at 9:42 pm then fuck you, sonny, you’re not getting an answer until at least 9:42 am and that’s only gonna be if i’m feeling nice.
me and my UTTER LACK OF TIME FOR YOU BULLSHIT BECAUSE Y’ALL DECIDED TO RESTRUCTURE FOURTEEN CONTROLS I ALREADY CLEARED AND NOW I HAVE TO START FROM SCRATCH