wired for sound

hugh jackman, russel crowe, anne hathaway, and….amanda seyfried?

at the very least, it’ll be interesting…

slattern:

i’m not prepared for adulthood

• what are taxes and how do you “do” them
• what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
• what if you just decided not to “do” your taxes because they sound scary 
• does the government let you turn them in late for a slightly lesser grade
• because i’ll take a B i don’t mind
• i think i could be a neurologist if someone gave me a helpful and detailed diagram
• how on earth do people make the decision to have children i mean good lord they are tiny human beings

• what does APR stand for, how do you finances
• what is the deal with credit
• what are the basic supplies I need in my kitchen
• and every other room
• does flour go bad
• what qualifies as sexually active, should I have had a pap smear by now
• what is pap
• where do they smear it

#i applied for a credit card and she said what do you want for your credit limit. #and i said can you tell me what that is exactly. #canonically bad at adulthood. #canonically bad at referring to self as nonfiction. #my failures.

accurate tags for my reaction to everything in life.