counterpunches:

NO TV UNTIL I FINISH GRAD SCHOOL. but hopefully more cake. and more liquor. i’m 100% positive graduate school is going to destroy my liver or make me impervious to alcohol.

I’ve watched more TV since starting grad school than I have in the past two years since I graduated college. OOPS.

#I would die #I’m a TV/movies shark #if I stop I die

now you’re writing fic instead of studying. DONT THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME

magical multitasking is my secret superpower.

they hire artists for that explicit purpose. clearly their budget was too small so they asked Joan from payroll to take care of the situation

joan from payroll wanted to go to art school, you know, but she couldn’t afford it and instead she went to community college and studied bookkeeping and now she steps in whenever they ask her to because it’s the only way she gets to draw anymore and your cruel insults to her craft wound her so deeply she locks herself in the bathroom with a pint of off-brand ice cream on her coffee breaks to cry. 

asshole.

counterpunches said: those are terrible depictions of fruit.

they’re accountants, not artists.

don’t hate.

  • Albus: Hey, I just met you.
  • Albus: And this is crazy.
  • Albus: But your sister just died.
  • Petunia: ....
  • Albus: So here's her baby.
oh no, did we get a ticket?

ha, no.  but anywhere you drive across the state line into virginia, you see a welcome sign, and then immediately after it a “speed monitored by radar” sign, and then immediately after that a “speed monitored by aircraft” sign.  they really want you to know how much they stalk your driving habits.

gingerhaze:

bless you for submitting this, kajpaj.

#you adorable musclemunchkin

aburnettart:

DRINK MORE GOOD BEER. Edition of 10. 11x17.
Made this letterpress poster today in the type shop. This will be for sale next Saturday at RISD’s annual student art sale. Come stop by my table and say hi, and well, buy stuff too I guess.

aburnettart:

DRINK MORE GOOD BEER. Edition of 10. 11x17.

Made this letterpress poster today in the type shop. This will be for sale next Saturday at RISD’s annual student art sale. Come stop by my table and say hi, and well, buy stuff too I guess.

10 points just for cracking open the books. nice job

-15 for having forgotten EVERYTHING I EVER KNEW ABOUT ANYTHING.

…..no.

bzzzzzzzzzzt.

no.

that answer is incorrect.  please try again.

I think you seem to be ignoring the fact that you always seem to instigate the name calling. I’m only defending myself.

bulllllllllllshit