things i have done recently

  1. i did laundry on monday

things i have not done recently

  1. put away my laundry
  2. in case you didn’t notice, today is sunday
  3. i’m the worst adult

when i moved from nc most of my stuff got packed into storage and it was all very organized and last year i went through it trying to find some stuff, including my nice pint glasses and tumblers, and couldn’t find any of it because it was in my parents’ storage unit, and i don’t want to buy new ones to replace the nice ones that, let’s be real, my dad probably nicked them and is using them but

that means i’m sitting here drinking whiskey out of a coffee mug with a chicken on it

like a very immature caveman

s i g h

the rdp crashed and it was taking forever to fix so while i was waiting i went through and unfollowed like sixty blogs because wow there were a lot of dead blogs that i was still following

outlook has decided it’s really important that this fcrp debt compliance meeting DOES NOT HAPPEN and i’m going to throw my laptop through a window la la la

i’m already in the middle of three books, and my books wishlist on amazon just broke sixty

i want a month of vacation just so i can catch up on all of my reading :(

hello darkness, my old friend…. :( (at Scottdale Arizona)

hello darkness, my old friend…. :( (at Scottdale Arizona)

the senior on this project has decided that since i cough uncontrollably every time i laugh right now, and now that we know i can’t get anyone else sick, he’s gonna make me laugh as much as possible today because then it makes him laugh

he’s been making horse noises at random intervals for the last half hour

thank you, assistant controller, for finally responding to the six emails and four voicemails i’ve left you since friday with three questions you told me you would address last tuesday

thank you for your email response

in which you answered one of the three

which i had already gotten an answer to because it was also within the purview of the CAO and CIO and they answer their fucking emails

thank you for not answering the two that are directly related to your review on the p/l variance analysis and the insurance premium validation

thank you

i appreciate your work

wake up: six am.  respond to email from late last night west-coast time for client on california.

get to work: 8:15 am because the intern ordered a coffee drink that had at least 46 syllables in it.

lunch: 45 minutes

leave work: 7:45 pm

get back to hotel after team dinner with excessive alcohol: 9:30 pm

current time: 11:53 pm.  still responding to emails from california client about document request that was submitted july 15.  no, you cannot just send me an email saying that cases were received and expect that to be sufficient evidence for SOX standards, how the fuck are you qualified as the compliance officer for a multibillion dollar company you magnificent back of fuck, send me the fucking records or i will teleport back there and beat you with my gigantic binder full of meticulously tied out test papers so hold me god

working dinners

working dinners

I knew I hated Florida for a reason.

I knew I hated Florida for a reason.

if i leave this job at some point with nothing else, i will have the continual mastery of being able to pack two weeks worth of work clothes + hanging out clothes + workout clothes in one carryon suitcase

it was a close call, but we made it out of the office before the sun went down this time…

it was a close call, but we made it out of the office before the sun went down this time…

dear project boss person please respond to your emails so i know what city i’m going to be in monday and also so i can sign up for this volunteer project asdfl;kajsdflkj

so apparently it’s been driving people i work with nuts that i crack my knuckles all the time because they’re really loud so i’m trying to stop but sometimes they crack on their own just when i’m like picking stuff up and it happened in a meeting today and i got three death glares and i was like I’M SORRY IT JUST HAPPENS I SWEAR and no one believed me and :(