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i apparently didn’t rinse out my travel mug as thoroughly as i thought after drinking tea out of it yesterday, so today’s work is sponsored by the discovery that even wee little traces of earl grey can and will overpower the taste of even super dark italian roast

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

my friend was legit in here like an hour ago and she was like this place always smells like coffee i think you have a caffeine problem

this office has a thin mint problem

this office has a thin mint problem

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fuck it if you’re gonna make me wear a suit every day i’m at this goddamned client for the next month then you can’t stop me from wearing my captain america watch at the same time

didnotstartthefire replied to your post:.
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business casual has it’s own level of fucked-upness because it’s a completely uselessly phrased standard for how much it fluctuates, but at lest it’s less expensive than fucking suits.  i hate suits.  they’re expensive and maybe you can get one with a pocket in the jacket or maybe you can get one with pockets in the pants (though if you do they’re probably those useless square front pockets that you can fit like chapstick and a few quarters into and that’s it) but you definitely can’t get a suit with pockets in the pants and jacket and then most suitable (aw fuck me, look at that pun) dress shirts only fit if you’re like..normally proportioned, which i apparently am not because NOTHING FITS and you know what this is just dumb why am i not allowed to work in sweatpants :(

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things that suck:

-having to pee

-landing from a flight and being told it’s another fifteen minutes until you can pee

-waiting for a bathroom

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so long, farewell, it’s time to say goodbye, adios, sayonara, peace, seeya, good night and good luck, please don’t call, don’t cry for me arizona.

so long, farewell, it’s time to say goodbye, adios, sayonara, peace, seeya, good night and good luck, please don’t call, don’t cry for me arizona.

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i think my favorite part about catching up with my parents is when they’re like

how’s the broken finger how’s your wrist did your shoulder dislocate recently how are you knees has your uterus tried to murder you this week