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old as balls

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hap

nursejoey:

Sons and daughters of Tumblr! Of Twitter! My brothers and sisters. I see in your posts the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of internet dwellers fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered phones when the Age of the Computer comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, People of the Internet!

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collegehumor:

Mordor Weather Forecast

Another scorcher.

Friday: flaming eyeball with a hint of tear gas.

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counterpunches:

flowersforhamlet:

This is a real house built based off of descriptions of Hobbit Houses given in Tolkien’s book.

By Archer & Buchanan Architecture, Ltd., of West Chester, PA

holy shit, West Chester? That’s like a half hour from here.
Rooooooooooad trip

a;lgkja;lhgad

i will own this house.

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lancelotfan:

There is a silence even the dead can hear.

glasscoffin:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe | wellokay

#goddamn ringwraith you are a fucking dumbass shit #what’s the point of being immortal if you can’t even sense four fucking hobbits underneath a tree? #your performance meeting this quarter is not going to be pleasant i’ll tell you that much #better not show up to minas morgul for a while after this

#he’ll probably be demoted to Dementor

“He’ll probably be demoted to Dementor”
“He’ll probably be demoted to Dementor”
“He’ll probably be demoted to Dementor”
“He’ll probably be demoted to Dementor”
“He’ll probably be demoted to Dementor” 

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my extended edition blurays should be delivered tomorrow.  i’m going to my parents’ house for christmas and have every intention of hijacking their giant tv and bluray player and watching them all on christmas ever.  all day.  nothing else will happen.

it will be glorious.

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my first crush was on eowyn from the astoundingly terribly cartoon version of the return of the king. i was like four. never went away.

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texascheeseman:

Go! Caution! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

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hideyourcows:

Oh you can search far and wide 

You can drink the whole ground dry 

But you’ll never find a beer so brown 

As the one we drink in our home town… 

You can keep your fancy ales! 

You can drink them by the flagon! 

But the only brew for the brave and true 

Comes from the GREEN DRAGON! 

i have green dragon beer glasses.  best christmas gift i got last year.

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ultimabeam:

Unpopular opinion, I know, but I love Haldir. His death always makes me sniffle.

aha! i knew i couldn’t be the only person who loved haldir.  he’s totally my boy.  i want to throw things at the tv every time i have to see him die.